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The historic truth
Our beloved mother Betty Bitch met our father Kain Boner back in the summer of love.
They followed their instincts in a dirty festival tent while they were listening to that sinful music to be known as Hard Rock.
Kain Boner, hard as a rock, managed to stick his love into Betty at least four times, `cause Ron, Frente, Jure and Arne saw the light of day.
These four handsome boys being pushed to make that lovely noise called Rock since their first birthday (which explains the slightly derangements),
were forced to rehears, not to get better but to get a more dirty style.
So in the special case of BonerBitch Rock`n`Roll has nothing to do with rebellion but conformance to the will of Betty and Kain.
The four boys got quite comfortable with the circumstances, which give them the possibility to grasp the aloftness of glamrock with it`s imposing stage shows, which include fire, light and motorcycles as much as a cold beer, greasy hair and the day after.
They bring back these origins to the stage of rock music, unmasked just like KISS.
What punk took away from rock music and grunge didn`t manage to bring back, BonerBitch create with ease and are therefor closer to the pre-metal-bands of the 70`s then most retro rockers.
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2010 Strange Love Songs ...release date tba...
2008 OST Schlimmer geht`s nimmer
2007 Austrian Underground Sampler Vol. 2
2007 Score Baby! (album)
2007 Rounded Rooms (single)
2006 Austrian Underground Sampler Vol. 1
2006 Do it for your Kitten (demo)
2005 BonörBitch 2016 (demo)
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RON BONER
aka “the front bitch”
throat, strings
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Though he`s mentally deranged, he`s the commander of this little legion of lost souls. This means singing for the fallen.
Salute to the morally challenged!
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ARNE BONER
aka “the foreign bitch”
strings, throat
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The only one our beloved mother gave birth outside of Boner County. Because of his strange accent, which makes it impossible to manage lead vocals, he was put into 2nd row:
that means guitar.
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FRENTE BONER
aka “the hairy bitch”
bones
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And there will be a tower of hair and a wall of flesh to unleash.
A low frequency, wine driven beast that will grab you by the balls and fill you up with this well known feeling called love.
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JURE BONEHAM
aka “the bitch that always sits”, “the bitch with sticks – show him your tits”,
sticks
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The only bitch who chose an artist name to make our parents feel ashamed.
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